I Have Well Over $46,876,552.12 Coming My Way!

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Everyday it seems that I just become more and more popular by the second. I have many prestigious people just dying to throw huge sums of money my way!

Its true, and not one of them is interested in my products or my businesses. They just want to endow me for reasons completely unrelated in fact, to my internet business.

Just today I was contacted by the great Barrister Sir John Charles himself who informed me that I am entitled to $10 million U.S. dollars which was left behind by a family of 6 who were all tragically killed in a car accident, rest their poor dear souls.

Since there are no family left to claim the inheritance, I have been lucky enough to have been chosen by the great Barrister, Sir John Charles to receive this most generous gift. Simply give him access to my bank account and its a done deal!

Then there’s Publishers Clearing House who chose my email ID for £560,000.00, The United Nations Compensation Board (10K a day), the 2010 World Cup Lottery for a cool million, Shell Oil is sliding 250k my way for a random lottery drawing, and the World Court is finally compensating me $5.5 Million USD for some injustices done to me in some previous lifetime. To you Mr. Thomas Buergenthal from The International Court Of Justice I thank you for all the time and effort that you have dedicated, making this your personal crusade to right a terrible wrong done to me, whatever it was.

In total, I raked in over $46 Million in a single day… In your face John Reese & Frank Kern!!!

I never realized how lucrative just checking my email could be. Maybe you really CAN make millions with no website, no product and no work!

Of course by now you’ve probably figured out that I’m referring to those infamous emails most commonly known as the Nigerian Scammers Spam.

Hopefully, if you receive this type of horsecrap in your inbox that you totally ignore these. Normally they go straight into my trash bin, but knowing that this stuff is all B.S., it was a great source of entertainment and got me laughing a number of times. I just had to share some of it with you. Up another notch on the blacklist filter, LOL.

Remember, NEVER reveal bank info, passwords or any sensitive information EVER, even if the email looks legit. Real companies such as your bank, Paypal, etc. will NEVER ask you to verify your password or Account info for any reason whatsoever.

-Just a friendly reminder. 🙂

I need to clean up my act and stop F’ing around


It’s easy to dream that dream of the internet lifestyle isn’t it?

Picturing yourself walking the beaches of Hawaii on a gorgeous sunlit afternoon.

Or driving your new Porsche convertible down to your old workplace just to rub it into your ex-boss’s smug face…

Ah yes!… the list could go on for days and days.

But then reality sets in as you’re rudely snapped back into reality by a flick on the ear from your boss who tells you to stop dreaming & get back to work.

I remember back in my school daze, many times just as I was about to save the world from an asteroid strike, or escape from a Russian gulag to get those secret plans back to CIA headquarters, a teacher would rudely burst my dream bubble with a resounding “Keifer! Wake up and pay attention!” Hmmmpf! The nerve… really!

As an entrepreneur, my single greatest challenge even to this day is keeping that focus and self-discipline on building my business.

Here’s the dilemma that I see with most online marketers.

People want to start an internet business that will involve no work, but yield a huge payout, with the first million arriving by… oh let’s say next week. That’s pretty reasonable….NOT.

Okay, how about this? Work just a few hours a week and make $10,000 a month. $10k a month seems to be the standard buzz quote by the so-called gurus.

So is this one realistic? Well, yes & no. You can make a handsome income while working a small number of hours a week (or hardly at all if you do it right), but hardly likely in the beginning.

It takes a lot of work to get your business to that level. Oh, there’s that word again. You know, the “W” word.

The turning point in my business came on the day that I decided to treat my online business like a business.

Really, until you stop thinking of this as a hobby, or that “side thing for extra money”, you’ll likely never get to where you would like to be.

You see, it’s easy to stay in your comfort zone and just work that J.O.B. everyday while at the same time wishing that you had the lifestyle of the online entrepreneur.

It’s easy to ‘dabble’ in the magical arts of IM while keeping on the cuffs for the man.

When you’re ready to really build that online business, and really commit yourself to a focused plan of action – then you have to be willing to remove those cuffs and dive straight into the rabbit hole.

That’s right, once you take that dive there’s no looking back. It’s into the vortex of a new reality, a new future.

C’mon down! It’s an amazing journey you’ll never forget. 🙂